At last !

[Tempy]

1. Start at Birmingham Airport.
2. Catch flight from Birmingham to London Heathrow Airport.
3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" follow for 0.2 miles.
6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow !
for 0.3 miles
7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport
Exit"- follow for 2.9 miles
8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2
miles
9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
10. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0
miles
12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for
7.8 miles
15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles
16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7
miles
17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
18. Arrive at destination


Now that's the way to f*****g Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

 

[MarkS]

Shalla la la la la la la

/clap
/clap

 

[Requiel]

Do you know the way to San Jose?
I've been away so long. I may go wrong and lose my way.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
I'm going back to find some peace of mind in San Jose.

L.A. is a great big freeway.
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
In a week, maybe two, they'll make you a star
Weeks turn into years. How quick they pass
And all the stars that never were
Are parking cars and pumping gas

Do you know the way to San Jose?
They've got a lot of space. There'll be a place where I can stay
I was born and raised in San Jose
I'm going back to find some peace of mind in San Jose.

Fame and fortune is a magnet.
It can pull you far away from home
With a dream in your heart you're never alone.
Dreams turn into dust and blow away
And there you are without a friend
You pack your car and ride away

I've got lots of friends in San Jose
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Can't wait to get back to San Jose.

 

[McHoff H. McChrist]

How far is it to Tipperary, though?

 

[Requiel]

How far is it to Tipperary, though?

I've heard it's a long way. Perhaps someone has evidence of this?

 

[Zeus]

funny you should mentioned that, cause what i what i heard is that its a long long way to go...