Frank Lampard - footballer, social genius ....

Flight

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http://www.timeoutdubai.com/dubai/features/review.php?id=1475



What do you think about immigration?

I have a big feeling now, because my sister�s boyfriend is a builder who is struggling to get work, because people are under-cutting them big time. You�re talking about people who�ve been in the building trade all of their lives, and now they�re thinking about having to develop another skill because the work�s not there anymore. They are being undercut, and they are not getting enough protection. Being a builder is what they know. That�s what they do with their lives.




But you can say the same about football. Years ago, there would have been one or two foreign players. Now if you look at certain clubs, like Chelsea, the vast majority of the first team are imports. 20 years ago there might have been a player at Doncaster who wanted to move to the top division, now that�s an exception to the rule.

If you are talking about increasing the skill level, so if we are talking about people improving the job that they are doing, I don�t think the Doncaster right-winger can play as well as Arjan Robben, they can�t give what he�s giving. And if you�re talking about football as an entertainment business, I don�t think that they�re giving the sort of value he does.



The same thing that allows them to come and play here is the thing that allows Polish tradesmen to come here and undercut British builders.

Yeah, but your in a situation where my sister�s not getting fed, OK she�s still getting fed, but it could possibly be the mortgage not getting paid, and that�s for a fella who�s been working years in the same profession. The way I see it with football is, if they are increasing the standard then that�s good. Maybe I wouldn�t be the player I am if I hadn�t had to play and train with Zola. I had to raise my game to do that, and I don�t see that happening in the workplace, builders aren�t getting any better, the work�s just coming in cheaper. I understand why, if you are having work done, and a Polish builder offers to do the same job for half price, I know what the answer would be for most people and I know what answer I�d probably give.



Who does your properties then?

Actually, come to think of it I�ve had a Polish bloke doing up one of mine ha ha. It�s human nature if we are given the opportunity to get the same thing for half price we�ll go for it but, as I said, I just think a bit more protection is needed for those that have to earn their living from it. Have I failed my Question Time interview?
 

Flight

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Let's not forget Taggart :


Here are 21 reasons why the Fiver loves Fergie.

1. Banging on about how his "greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their f***ing perch", which wasn't much of a challenge when you consider George Graham and Arsenal had already done it.

2. Claiming Juan Sebastian Veron, who once played an amazing defence-splitting pass at home against Everton when United were 3-0 up, was a "f***ing great player".
3. Completely destabilising, then breaking up altogether United's best-ever midfield - Giggs, Scholes, Keane, Beckham - with the aforementioned "f***ing great player".

4. Stopping just short of making jokes about tanks with reverse gears when suggesting that "when an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate I check under the sauce to make sure". What next? Blacking up for laughs?

5. Not liking Arsene Wenger because the Arsenal manager seemingly prefers to go straight home after work, rather than sitting in Fergie's poky office watching the United manager suck down bottle after bottle of Special Grape Drink.

6. Not talking to the state broadcaster on principle, but being quite happy to use television money to prise players away from other clubs.

7. Banging on about how great Manchester United fans are, but not communicating with them via the state broadcaster.

8. Banging on about how great Manchester United fans are - "It is a great thing about football, what the supporters can do" - then suggesting fans and founders of FC United of Manchester are "a bit sad" and "a mob".

9. Banging on about socialism and picking up a CBE.

10. Banging on about socialism and accepting a knighthood.

11. Banging on about socialism and driving around in his sponsored Audi like a corporate shill.

12. Telling the Audi Channel how good Audis are while driving around in his sponsored Audi like a corporate shill.

13. Getting off with speeding up the hard shoulder of a motorway because he was manager of Manch ... hold on ... because he had some rusty water on the boil.

14. Denouncing celebrity culture yet hiring celebrity motoring lawyer Nick 'Mr Loophole' Freeman to present the aforementioned rusty water defence.

15. Displaying genuine blustering outrage when accusing Liverpool of tapping up Gabriel Heinze, yet not being averse to a spot of contract chicanery himself: two words here, and one of them is Jaap.

16. Whining on about timekeeping whenever United concede a late goal (ie any goal scored after the 65-minute mark).

17. After years of losing with a stunning lack of grace and dignity, perfecting the art of drawing with a stunning lack of grace and dignity, such as last weekend's only-audible-to-dogs irrational whine about referees, fans and security staff.

18. Having a big purple head that resembles a roasted aubergine.

19. Accusing Uefa of fixing the Big Cup draw so United always face the likes of Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and AC Milan, when in reality they're always grouped with Lille, Pope's O'Rangers and Basingstoke Town.

20. Working in an era where his side are practically guaranteed qualification for Big Cup every single year, without having to win the league first, yet only reaching one Big Cup final. A record which, for the purposes of ranking Sir Alex in the overall scheme of things, should be juxtaposed with those of commoners like Bob Paisley and Brian Clough.

21. Kicking a boot in David Beckham's face. Actually, Fergie's great, isn't he?
 

Flight

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Phil Neville, Linguistics Genius


When talking about Capello and the perceived language problems said "when you're telling someone to cross it, it doesn't matter if its in Spanish, Italian or African"
 

Sorontar

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I'm sure good old Phil said Afrikaans and the southern journalist just thought he was another northern monkey with a whippet to race and a cap to roll, so he corrected it for him :D

Maybe not.
 
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