GLOBAL WORLD SUPER NEWS - 30ToneHedgeHogs in Emphatic League Win!!

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GLOBAL WORLD SUPER NEWS - 30ToneHedgeHogs in Emphatic League Win!!

After romping to success in this season fantasy football we managed to catch an exclusive interview with the Hogs manager, Tim Holyomes, during his usual post match binge, this is what he had to say �The opposition were all rubbish really, if I put myself in goal we would have still won, if Andrew Craig and his cronies think they are going to get anywhere next season they are mugging themselves off� after swigging down a bottle of white lighting and throwing it at Petr Cech the Hogs manager then started some foul mouthed rant about how he needs to take off that stupid head guard and stop going mental at crosses and to quote �stop being a bloody girl and be better�

The Hogs manager went onto abuse some other players like Dietmar Hamann taunting him with comments like �you�re only in the squad because you were cheap, you were never going to play, rubbish� and �Crouch, more like crotch! You�ve been in the squad for 6 weeks and done F all�

Following their win the hogs are gearing up to win an unprecedented back-to-back league title but will have to adjust to life without the luxurious options from Newcastle, something which will no doubt be worrying the Hogs manager very very little.

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