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.. and it's funneh.
Summer 2010
- NC naps all alliances in Geminate
- IT builds 20 supercaps
- Tri and PL hotdrop hulks in Venal
- Russians do their russian thing
- goons smack locals in syndicate
- AAA & Atlas invade some smaller regions
- RA almost died

Autumn 2010
- NC naps Evoke
- IT announce a supercap replacement program and start MAX 2
- tri failcascades, PL shoots mining rokhs in CR
- Russian stay in drone region
- goons scam locals in syndicate, start riftergeddon
- AAA & Atlas run out of smaller entities to invade, so they invade each other
- RA almost died

Winter 2010/2011
- NC tries to defend from MAX 2 by offering IT a nap
- IT gets scared and retreats to querious to build more supercaps
- tri reforms with the goal to kill all miners in the north, PL looses most of it's corps and blames the NC
- reports come in that there no russians in the drone regions, renters post 1/2 year old stories of corp mates, which know someone, who has seen them
- goons muster a 5000 man rifter fleet to invade fountain, invasion stops due to arrival of incarna and the availbility to troll with porn pics in stations
- AAA gets taken over by a rich russian oligarch, who installs his 5 year old son as the alliance leader.
- RA almost died

Spring 2011
- after the success in defending the south, the NCs nap list is full, a petition to make it indefinitely large is successful
- IT looses all sov due to a bug and reforms as band of goons
- goons are still missed in stations, earning 100B/week due to the first and only strip club in Jita
- tri kills now mining wyverns in the north, PL petitions the old DD to get back
- it is now clear, that the last russian has stopped logging in 1/2 year ago, all is macronized
- AAA renames itself to mighty power ranger ally and tries to invade domain
- RA almost died

Summer 2011
- NCs naplist now contains 20% of all eve corps, including 1-man empire mining corps
- IT now has 500 supercaps and starts MAX 3
- goons discover, that you can leave stations, thousands of noob ships wrecks outside jita 4-4
- tri looses a hurricane to a drake, internal drama follows and disbands
- despite noone able to fly a cap ship in the drone regions, noone has invaded
- AAA kicks it's leader and reforms as BBB
- RA almost died

autumn 2011
- CCPs server crash when the NC tried to script adding all eve corps to the blue list
- due to a MD forum post all isotopes are being bought by speculaters, IT's cap fleet is stuck half way to the north
- tri reforms, looses a ships and disbands immediately afterwards
- a renter in the drone regions finds an offline pos with 1000 titans
- goons invade BBB
- BBB initiates old contacts to the drone russians, all 5 people resubscribe, trit market crashes when they unload their stash
- RA almost died

new year eve 2012
due to a bug in the software, NC manages to make everyone blue to each other, which prevents IT to shoot them. After a petition all standings are reset, which causes goons to flee from the battle with BBB, accidentally ending up in the drone regions. A macro loggs in all drone russian alts to defend, but due to a coding error they end up running over ITs fleet. NC forumrage over their lost standing list gets everyone banned. Due to the macro activity the load on the servers corrupt the database, just in the moment the last RA member was pressing the button to end the ally. As everyone is unsubscribing CCP goes bankrupt, gets bought by Sanrio and rebranded "Hello Kitty Space Online". Goons declare they want to open a stripbar in this new game.
 
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