Put him in a box!
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/printFriendly/0,,2120-16149-1629809,00.htmlHUSBANDS are such a nuisance. They hog the family computer, watch television at nerve-grating volume, clutter up every flat surface with their hobbies and mess up a room with their very presence. Now a Japanese company thinks it has found the solution: lock up the monster in a soundproof wooden box.