Oh, dear God...

[Guy]

SoE are scraping the barrel for PR hooks for EQ2 now.

Full news story here.


SoE marketing guy: So, how'd we get new subscribers then?

SoE PR guy: Birds! Tits! Models! 'S a winner, guv.

SoE marketing guy: lahverly.

 

[McHoff H. McChrist]

Lara Croft'd kick her ass...

 

[Byzah]

Lara Croft'd kick her ass...

Or, more likely just sleep with her. Assuming we're talking about Ms Jolie

Didn't they do something similar for Firona Vie? Or was that just some bint they hired from a modelling agency? Didn't she get the sack for getting p****d at one of the conventions and going into a boozy rage?