Okay I got to log in this morning, it went something like this.
okay, this is a nice looking empty room, where's the tutorial ?
Hmm, there is a black bar up there but I can hardly read it on my SD TV (which quite a few PS3 must be running on)
*squint* *squint*
Okay, tutorial done, I know how to dance and say Hi, and sit in a chair, now lets put a stereo in the room, or a TV and watch the media on my PS3
............
Okay I give up, lets go to the Central square
*waits for download*
*waits to zone in* - it takes 28 seconds, okay that must be because it's just downloaded it
*zones back into apartment* takes around 20 seconds
*zones back out* - 27 seconds
Hmm this place is a ghost town, literally, everyone looks like a ghost, I guess it is loading textures
Walk around the square, it's pretty much like a really nice looking, but totally dead shopping village square, lots of emptyness, but there is a bowling alley, a shopping mall (hold me back), and a cinema screen type thing .. ohh maybe I can watch my media in there
*Starts to download it*
Ohhh bugger this *cancel*
Maybe there is good stuff in the square *walks around* chequers .... chess .... a crowd of people and I kid you not the first thing I read as I walk up to them is someone saying "Oh, I just wish you could really feel the atmosphere"
I sat down to cry at that comments
6 other people sat down
1 person stands directly infront of me and does a hip thrust move while I use the default text to say "Yes", "Yes", he walks off in discust
Bloody hell a woman is here, you can just about make her out through the people crowding around her
People dance
she says "u suck"
I figure the cinema can't be worse than this and go back to it
"ERROR, YOU HAVE TRIED TO ......."
I give up and turn the PS3 off
I didn't see the appeal before, and I doubt I'll ever load it up again, I was a little confused why there is a PS Home gate that is closed, is there going to be something fun in there, something that would actually make people want to put up with the boredom and amazingly slow loading times ?