so are you gothic?

Zeus

Full Member
TheFreak said:
yeah....so i found this on KI, it made me laugh out loud in my chair. so according to this i'm gothic....are you?

http://www.mk-magazine.com/news/archives/001567.php

its the way it hovers on that thin line between real and pisstake that i like... i mean, on the one had it *must* be a joke, right? but on the other, it really might well not be :rolleyes:
my favorite is -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: ...Philosophy, ...Hinduism and Buddhism.
^ahh yes, those famous cults :p
 

TheFreak

Full Member
yeah but i want to know how:
"sleeps too excessively or too little"
"is excessively awake during the night"
"eats excesively or too little"
"misbehaves at school"
"misbehaves at home"
"dances to music in a provocative manner"
"expresses an intrest in sex" (who doesn't?)
"masturbates"
have to do with being gothic.

oh and the good ones:
"Requests time alone and quitness."(this is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation) <- wth?

"eats goth-related foods. count dracula cereal is an example of this.", noooo not count dracula...

"claims to be gothic", come on...
 

Xondoe

{Impossible too Gauge}
well f00k i guess i am gothic then... I go for a wank just about everyday and depending on the mood i am in maybe even twice. Oh btw Ors does too so he is defo a goth. FF don't try to deny the fact that u wank it because we both know what u were doing that day i jumped ur fence and caught u with ur pants down lmao!!
 

Froggis

Trial Member
I got 11 of those, so um, I guess this means I need to go to the mall on fridays and hang out around Hot Topic.
 

Minagi

Cymru Am Byth!
Aren't we all m8? :)

Seriously, it can't be any worse than this pathetic excuse for a place to dwell. :p
 
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