Somethingawful Does Hellgate

Lol fitting for hellgate. So much hype and promise from the old Diablo team and they make a game that is toliet. Say hello to the new vanguard. At least its not brown!
 

MarkS

Full Member
Ohh im glad i got Gears..

Had 3 choices this week, Hellgate, Gears and Call of Duty 4 ...

.. i think as the wrinkly old coont in Indy 3 said , I have chosen, wisely
 

Swither

Full Member
I quite like Hellgate, but it does feel like it has been rushed with so many unfinished bits....not as polished as I was expecting.

Still not as bad as you lot suggest.
 

Pit.Sweat

Full Member
I'm with Swither on this one, the games fun, kind of like a cross between Doom and Diablo 2. It's in no way as graphically pretty as other games in release at the mo and the chat system is appalling but the openess to modify both character and equipment as well as the fast action gameplay make the game well worth checking out. I'm enjoying both single and multiplayer games at the mo, just a shame that the crap chat system makes it damn difficult to meet up with you lit.

Pit.
 

Dart

Dead Again, I need a Rez
I got this, Gears and COD4 but havent played them yet still sorting the computer out, and im getting Crysis next weekend and UT3 the week after. And i still have HL2:E2, Portal and TF2 and CoH: Opposing Fronts to play oh and Bioshock
 

Sorontar

Full Member
I got this, Gears and COD4 but havent played them yet still sorting the computer out, and im getting Crysis next weekend and UT3 the week after. And i still have HL2:E2, Portal and TF2 and CoH: Opposing Fronts to play oh and Bioshock

Blimey no doubt you have the commode PC chair and IV drips delivered already in prep for all that gaming :)
 

Pit.Sweat

Full Member
I got this, Gears and COD4 but havent played them yet still sorting the computer out, and im getting Crysis next weekend and UT3 the week after. And i still have HL2:E2, Portal and TF2 and CoH: Opposing Fronts to play oh and Bioshock

Jesus... that's like dying and going to heaven. I've had dreams like that but then I wake up to find I've slept in, have the kids to get ready for school and have work to get to... and it's a soap omnibus on the night time :(

Pit.
 

Gottaa

Full Member
I'm with the general opinion here, it's not ground breaking, but it's fun, certainly not something I'd pay monthly for.

My pet hates in the game at the mo are:
1) Running the game and having to click to 7 crappy splash screens + intro movie
2) Loading screens that seem full of useful "HINT:" lines but only seem to flash at high speed through them all and stop on 'Press I for Inventory' or 'Press K for skills'
3) Network errors kicking me out the game every hour (which though I think could perhaps be a good thing)

Most useful thing I discovered at the weekend was double tapping the ' key made the chat window appear (why it needs double pressing I've no idea though)

Catching up in levels and hoping to bump into people and try a group out soon

The review though is pretty on the money for things it's done wrong :)
 

Janie

Full Member
If it have random level design (like Diablo) how can it claim to be 'London'?
 
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Chick

Cartwheel RIGHT
generic areas are set out like a trashed london, eg camden on a saturday evening.

there are specific custom zones that are not randomized which are definately london. eg tower of london.
 

Janie

Full Member
Oh I see.

Is one of the enemies a horde of gypsies who surround you and try to intimidate you into buying their 'mystic' Heather?
 

Sorontar

Full Member
Oh I see.

Is one of the enemies a horde of gypsies who surround you and try to intimidate you into buying their 'mystic' Heather?

or a bunch of zombie eastern europeans who stand at junctions and clean your guns with dirty water as you are blowing them away? ;)
 

Pit.Sweat

Full Member
Most useful thing I discovered at the weekend was double tapping the ' key made the chat window appear (why it needs double pressing I've no idea though)

Gottaa, you're a genius. Ive been tearing what little hair I have left out trying to click that damn little button to get chat to open which, 9 times out of ten, it doesn't.

Pit.
 
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