Janie said:
Yeah, ok.
*But next time just ask, don't steal my CV*
Sorry Janie, thank you for your application but i am sorry to inform you that you failed the test. THe correct reply was:
STOP F*&KING TALKING ABOUT ME, YOU LOT DONT APPRECIATE ME AND ALL I HAVE DONE FOR YOU.
There would have bonus points for sarcasm, talking about us stalking you, going on about how hard you life is and general belittling everyone who posted here. You never once threatened to leave either.
Additional points would have been awarded if you manage to get someone who had posted already to say all of this on your behalf leaving you to fully play the roll of injured party while others savage the thread occupants.