Reporter 1 : So when did they realise it was human ..
Reporter 2 : well apparently it ran out of a food supply , and was caught while foraging. Once they'd shaved off the years of hair growth, hosed it down and sanded down the large callouseson its hands, you could tell. But the big give-away was that fact that it was chanting the same thing over and over again ....
Reporter 1 : Realy ? what was it ?
Reporter 2 : Strange realy but all it kept saying was
"I've got 100 honour , I've got 100 honour "
Grats on the l33t buy m8ty