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[Janie]

I could manage a game of Tennis though, not that I want to, because its a gay-assed lame sport.

You said it.

 

[MarkS]

A squash player calling Tennis players gay is a bit like George michael calling Elton John a bit camp.. both take it up the arse with a smile, so its a moot point.

 

[Janie]

Badminton > Tennis > Ping Pong > Swingball > Squash.

Imagine dying from playing squash, how embarressing.

 

[McHoff H. McChrist]

Surely golf's got to be fairly high on the pointless sports scale, with cricket being not far behind. At least the above mentioned get you fit.

 

[MarkS]

Golf involves drinking, getting away from women, carrying a big bag on your back and carrying a stick so you can pretend you and your mates are in Saving Private Ryan and generally isnt for girls.. so its +++man points.

Cricket again can be broken up with drinking, involves chucking a rock hard ball at people and if your a spin bowler.. you can even get a sneaky wank in when your pretending to shine the ball.. +++++man points

 

[Janie]

Baseball > Cricket.

Baseball Bat way cooler than Cricket Bat.

 

[MarkS]

Baseball is just rounders with more spitting

 

[Janie]

Baseball is Rounders glammed up. Pimp my sport style.

 

[Ky]

Golf - fun to play, dire to watch.

As Mark said, both Golf and Cricket involve lots of drinking. Its why we invented them.

 

[Janie]

Looks like the end for Timmy, good fightback to make it 2-2, but has looked knackered in the 5th set.

Edit : It's over.

 

[darkswan]

In defence of Tim. He's now made me �30 so far this wimbledon.

Like I said tennis is not my game. Unfortunately my tennis encyclopedia is in Amsterdam until next week, but if he can recommend any more likely see-saw games, then it seems like a good sport to hedge yourself a nice position.

Frankly, young men can be as gay as they like in any of their chosen raquet (<gay spelling) sports, as far as I am concerned