MotD appoints female match commentator

[Flight]

MotD breaks the mold.



"A mazy dribble down the left wing, from Aurelio, into the opponents half. He switches it to the right flank, Pennant chests it down and puts a first touch cross into the box, Crouch through, one on one with the keeper... and, hang on.... the linesman has his flag up.... whats that.. offside .. whats offside , someone explain offside to me? Does my bum look big in this ?"

 

[Janie]

She's been on Radio 5 for a while, doing match reports.
Should be good, better than jumped up little prick Alan Green anyway.

 

[Agravaine]

I see they've given her the Fulham v Blackburn match in the hopes that she'll be bored to tears and quit.

 

[Ky]

MotD breaks the mold.
Does my bum look big in this ?"

Not sure it would be a major concern considering she is on radio - not the most visual of mediums

 

[Janie]

Not sure it would be a major concern considering she is on radio - not the most visual of mediums

Flight's monologue was based on pure fantasy. The idea of Pennant being able to execute an effective chest trap without fumbling the ball is unrealistic, also 'and puts a first touch cross into the box' is only ever going to result in one thing - Goalkick.

 

[Janie]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/htmlContent.jhtml?html=/archive/2000/05/19/nfoot19.html

 

[Dareos]

and this survey was executed where? under what conditions?

and the percentage stats all claim that its women fans.... whoever mentioned fans when in the past we have claimed that women in general have no clue as to what the offside rule may or may not be.

ambiguous self serving and probably fake surveys will get you nowhere!

 

[Galias]

As if the survey hadn't discredited itself enough with some of the spurious facts in it earlier on, it then comes out with this gem:
"The survey also found that the most knowledgable fans were Tottenham's."

 

[Janie]

... whoever mentioned fans when in the past we have claimed that women in general have no clue as to what the offside rule may or may not be.

Erm Flight's first post....

 

[Flight]

As if the survey hadn't discredited itself enough with some of the spurious facts in it earlier on, it then comes out with this gem:
"The survey also found that the most knowledgable fans were Tottenham's."

The article is also six years old as evidenced by the examples they show.


Just like a bloody woman; remembers every single word you say then throws it up totally out of context six bloody years later