Its clear to everyone that West Ham have repeatedly lied to everyone, including the FA and the Prem, yet the FA are acting as witnesses over the 2mill transfer, because they don't want to look any more incompetent or amateurish than they already have.
Still, at least I get to keep my arse in my trousers.
If Owen hadn't been so injury prone when he was at Liverpool we might have actually had a chance of challenging for the premiership. He's one of the reasons we could win cup competitions, but always slipped up too many times in the league.
If i were Sam Allardyce i'd try to cash in on him if he could get him fit for long enough to interest other naive clubs who are willing to buy players who can injure themselves just by kicking the ball.