What this place needs is a clique Janie, or in WoW terms a quiche, it's a much better thing to have around, you don't even need anyone in it, just say there is one, use terms like "they" and "them", done right people can be in "the quiche" and not even realise it, it's a great way to revitalise things.
Of course we don't have one of those, so instead I just post alot of drivel until I'm pushed too far by my boss and I resign, then I can start my own business and keep myself busy