I spent some time playng around with rhyming structures a while ago - here's a villanelle I wrote - somehow seems appropriate for CUKers too
The Weakest Link
Wipe your eyes, no need to cry
you can�t expect to always win;
I am the weakest link � Goodbye.
Feminine thighs and fluttering eyes
really are not my thing.
Wipe your eyes, no need to cry
you did your best, you can but try;
I�m just not into women,
I am the weakest link � Goodbye.
�Its such a waste� I hear you sigh
you don�t understand my leanings.
Wipe your eyes, no need to cry,
I�ve reached the point, can no longer lie
about my night time imaginings;
I am the weakest link � Goodbye.
Secretly I�ve been yearning to buy
lacy lingerie and sequins;
wipe your eyes, no need to cry
I am the weakest link
Goodbye.
And here's one I wrote when we toppled Saddam...
Big Brother�s Pre-emptive Strike
Thousands applied
for the �Adventure of a Lifetime�
all dying
for the chance to win, to tear
themselves apart, to sate
the voyeurism of millions cosy at home
all dying to taste Reality TV.
Dressed to kill in the latest designer
combats, they parade for the cameras in ignorance
of the new rules of play;
in response to viewer demands
the game�s got gritty
and the bullets are real -
failing the task of the week could be fatal.
Thousands numbed, uncaring
that smartbombs, smoke and ashes
camouflage their five minutes of glory
now the bullets are real
and the fun�s long gone.