I feel dirty

[Janie]

You been browsing through Les Dennis's big book of jokes agaiN?

Shut up Arsey

 

[Janie]

What would be wrong with being called Scunthorpe or Scunny?

S'pose anything is better than Nigel really.

 

[Flight]

Uncyclopedia entry for maureen. Priceless

 

[darkswan]

I forgot to say well done Liverpool.

 

[MarkS]

Uncyclopedia entry for maureen. Priceless

rofl thats fantastic

 

[Flight]

Sat Nav company that make Tom Toms, have had to recall thousands of units after they received complaints that people could not find Manchester United anywhere in Europe.

You have to be made of stone not to feel sorry for him

 

[Agravaine]

I watched the whole match and was thoroughly entertained. Milan played them off the park.

Funny thing was Fergie complaining about injuries when, as far as I remember, he's gone through most of the season with hardly any.

 

[Janie]

Sat Nav company that make Tom Toms, have had to recall thousands of units after they received complaints that people could not find Manchester United anywhere in Europe.

30 Miles east of Liverpool, or 20 points north

I think Liverpool can beat Milan. There negative football will contain Kaka (who'll there'll probably man mark with 3 players.) Man Utd made the mistake of trying to out play Milan and to many players put in a poor performance - Vidic was awful (maybe rushed back to quickly), Heize was a waste of space (what the hell has happened to him recently). Ronaldo was trying to win the game on his own and nothing at all worked for him. Carrick couldn't pass the ball to save his life. Scholes, Giggs and Rooney never really got into the game.

Notice a trend of Utd to be woeful in the first half and then perform much better in the second half, never really came close to turning it around last night though.

 

[Flight]

30 Miles east of Liverpool, or 20 points north

Ouch, that hurts.


This morning's papers say Frank Lampard has been arrested for the burglary on Pepe Reina's house...he can't account for where he was for 120 minutes on Tuesday night.

 

[Agravaine]

Was great hearing the crowd mocking Ronaldo every time he dived and got nothing or was actually fouled and tried to get someone booked.

Milan's full backs attacked constantly from the first whistle so the Welsh Geriatric and the Diving Asslord couldn't put any pressure on them which left Shrek isolated against the two central defenders.

Clarence and Kak� ownd.

 

[MarkS]

Forza Milan!

The 2 semi's couldnt have gone better from a neutral observers point of view, the 2 biggest collection of cunts on the planet out and the prospect of a half decent final.. marvellous

 

[Janie]

Uefa must have mixed emotions this morning. On one hand Athens isn't about to be torn apart, but Milan the team they didn't want in the competition have made it all the way to the final.

 

[Flight]

Another Brucie bonus, if we win the final, we get automatic qualification for next years CL and the Chavs will have to go through the qualifiers.

 

[Ky]

Really? Ahahahahaha

 

[Flight]

Well yeah, unless the Chavs beat the Mancs to the title, then the Mancs get to go through the qualifiers. Now that would be comedy gold.

Its not quite all over; the Chavs still have to play the Mancs. They only need the Mancs to draw or lose to Man City this weekend to be back in with a shout. Mind you, I have a feeling the Gunners will give them a tough game.

 

[Janie]

Really? Ahahahahaha

It's funny, but the holy trinity of bastards (Leeds Utd, Ken Bates and Dennis Wise) getting relegated to league 1 is by far the funniest football news this season.

 

[Flight]

I found the reply to this picture posted, discussing Gattuso, funny :

 

[Flight]

The reply was that Lumpard couldn't quite make the shoot :

 

[Kegs]

Well at least i know what AIG on the United tops stands for now......

Almost In Greece.

Got texted that today.