Teh Ashes

[Ky]

They start at 10:30am this morning.

Stuff the Australians. Please. Or at least hospitalise some of them.

On another note; Why am I up so early?

 

[Rochdale]

Because you're in work doing a software release?

Oh no, thats me.

 

[Ky]

Coz I flaked out early (10pm) and then woke up at 5am wide awake. Its annoying though coz my girlfriend is still asleep so I have to be quiet. I might just go and jump on her head though. \o/

 

[Janie]

This is the sports forum please refrain from posting non sport related stuff here. I'm sure if you ask Roch nicely he'll create a Slipper and Coffee Table forum where you can the other older members can discuss such matters as Cricket, Coldplay and Pension Plans.

P.S. Come on the Aussies!

 

[Ky]

Supporting Australia at anything is a cardinal sin if you're English. Therefore you can't be English. I shall call you "Sheila" from now on.

 

[Janie]

I always wanted Hewitt or Rafter to beat Henman.

I shall call you "Sheila" from now on.

Call me whatever you like, but it'll cost you extra, moreso if you want the accent

 

[Ky]

You should try living in Australia when England lose at (any) sport and see the abuse you would cop (even as a Sheila). That'd soon change your opinion. They're arrogant and abusive c*nts to the max about sport. England beating them in the Rugby WC Final was sweet; winning the Ashes would be even better.

One example; Simon Jones, one of Englands bowlers, injured himself sliding to field a ball and the pitch gave way and twisted his knee a different direction (cruciate ligament). It was excruciating to watch. While he was being stretchered from the field in Brisbane, one of the crowd shouted "Get up you weak Pommie bastard" and threw a Coke can at him.

Charming. They're bad losers and worse winners. Support them if you want but it shows a great deal of ignorance IMO.

 

[Janie]

And when Endland football fans go aboard we have a great reputation I suppose.

 

[Ky]

We're not talking about football or hadn't you noticed? That's a lame reply, even for you.

 

[MarkS]

She's a Leicester fan, im guessing.....no.

 

[Janie]

TBH it sounds like your feeling alittle insecure against Aussie Men.

 

[MarkS]

I dont think sunburn, rampant alchoholism, women that make Fatima Whitbread look feminine and spiders under the toilet seat is much to be insecure or jealous about

 

[Janie]

One example; Simon Jones, one of Englands bowlers, injured himself sliding to field a ball and the pitch gave way and twisted his knee a different direction (cruciate ligament). It was excruciating to watch. While he was being stretchered from the field in Brisbane, one of the crowd shouted "Get up you weak Pommie bastard" and threw a Coke can at him.

And i bet he dropped it.

 

[Ky]

TBH it sounds like your feeling alittle insecure against Aussie Men.

LOL. Funniest thing I've read all week

 

[Janie]

Hehe, yeah the truth can be funny

 

[Ky]

Not as funny as your ignorance

 

[Janie]

Yup, My ignorance is definatly one of my better aspects.

 

[Chick]

6 mins to the opening of the series. Come on england....

Hmm, where can i stream live commentary from to my desk...

 

[Vicslav]

Australia 334-3 by stumps ? , i sincerly hope not but ive a horrible feeling .

 

[SadSurfer]

And if it all goes wrong for England at the Ashes then you can always get your own back with the new Brian Lara game (http://www.codemasters.co.uk/eshop/more-details.php?eshopitemid=460).

/gets coat.

SS